
There is a Ugandan virologist – a retired professor – who once told me a memorable story that captures a core part of the absurdity of the system that Bwana Yoweri Museveni has cultivated and presided over since coming to power. I will not say his name.
This wonderful gentleman told me that throughout the Covid-19 pandemic, he would spend endless hours online with Dr Antony Fauci and his team as the Americans consulted with him on viruses.
I then asked him if any Ugandan ministry of Health official ever sought his expertise because we needed all hands on deck. He told me that in Uganda, once one retired – that is, reaching 65 years of age – they are considered expired and unwanted. Maybe even a threat to the new folks in office.
But picture this: As the Americans sought the wisdom of a Ugandan ensconced in a small village in northern Uganda, the Ugandan government was on radio and TV waiting for guidance from the Americans/ WHO. This is beyond mental colonialism. It is lunacy.
There are two dangerously misguided arguments often chanted against professors who reach the age of 65 – forgetting that professors are a special breed. The first argument is framed as a question: “why would a professor reach retirement without training people to seamlessly replace him?”
The second is an arrogant claim, which masquerades as a philosophical intervention: Nature does not accept a vacuum, and new people will be trained to take the place of the departing professor.
They even challenge further: “if you are opposed to Museveni holding on power at 82, why would you argue in favour of a professor holding on to his job after 65!” What an absurd comparison! (By the way, for the record, I have no problem with a politician ‘over-staying’ in power. My problem is the emptiness of their stay).
The first problem is that talkers tend to see a professor only through the lens of employment: another job freed for young blood – like professors were athletes. Being a professor – in the true sense of the word – is a product of not just talent, but intense immersion and years of sacrifice.
Especially in sub-Saharan Africa, where not many ever end as professors, our few professors ought to be seen as national assets – in their different fields of expertise. But because of the anti-intellectualism under our Yoweri Museveni, any Tom and Dick can do the job.
That is how the recently-renovated Entebbe Airport lounge turned out the way it did. Among many other examples. Secondly, academics and professors are not factory workers. They aren’t ‘factory hands’ on an assembly line, whose genius is simply the dexterity of their hands.
Sadly, this is the ugly capitalistic mindset – which does not even respect factory workers – that is the most prevalent among Makerere University leadership. They have turned this place into a factory of sorts – gated, and with a clock-in system.
It has escaped them that intellectual production is immersion, endless hours of work, creative thinking, writing and re-writing, inspiration, and persistence. It is research, debate, quiet time, et cetera. This energy cannot be reduced to man-hours measured via a clock-in system.
PROMOTIONS AS WEAPONS
Because of this awareness that (a) professors get better with age and experience, and (b) that Makerere is still understaffed at 42 per cent, earlier administrators crafted a policy to keep retiring professors.
Sadly, Makerere’s current leadership has turned promotions into weapons – all promotions. They nowadays use promotions to silence, expel or simply put academics in line. The NRM- line. Thus, once seen as too critical of their decisions (Dr James Ocita), too critical of government (Prof John Jean Barya; Dr Stella Nyanzi, among others), they will wait for you at that moment when you need a promotion.
Any promotion – could be from lecturer to senior lecturer, associate professor to professor or a post-retirement contract. That is if they were unable to knock you out earlier on some disciplinary issue or other.
Have you ever wondered why hitherto a place of vibrant intellectual activity, necessary noise, debate and activism, Makerere is now as quiet as a church mouse? Promotions. And as you can imagine, not all scholars are warriors.
Most of them, like many people, are ordinary folks only ready to contribute their learning in spaces that respect their learning. Even brave folks like comrade brother Dr Jimmy Spire Ssentongo are living a life of a drunkard’s chicken: while others are chickens that would be worried only during the Christmas season; the one belonging to the drunkard is worried every day.
We ought to chasten ourselves with the fact that although Makerere is losing its most experienced workforce – and its ranking – many departing professors have joined other public universities in Uganda. But consider the cost of losing them to foreign countries or just frustrating them into early retirement.
Just one point: for a university that actually survives on grants (perhaps the only reason many haven’t left), Makerere ought to be fighting blood and tears to retain any of all its accomplished folks.
It does not matter whether they are the ones applying for these grants. But the fact that they are associated with a university, they are giving lectures, attending faculty meetings, and supervising PhDs.
This gives funders confidence to reward junior applicants. Can you imagine that at just 63 and 65 respectively, Prof Sylvia Tamale and Prof Joe Oloka-Onyango aren’t associated with Makerere anymore!
Can you imagine Prof Nelson Sewankambo (74); Prof Philipa Musoke (68); Prof Sr. Domnica Dipio (64) and over 40 others at the rank of professor aren’t associated with our most prestigious university anymore.
Against all reasons, at an understaffed university, these are folks you fight to keep – by all persuasive means.
yusufkajura@gmail.com
The author is a political theorist based at Makerere University


Hiccup!
Missyter Serunkuma.
Why are you complaining?
Hiccup!
The art of war states that ” you should never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake…among other things”.
If you hadn’t brought this to the public’s attention, drunkards like me would criticize them(criticizing is easy mind you) that if they were really all that valuable then why not go where their value is cherished…
Makerere has 40% capacity.
Makerere survives on grants. Money from people who believe Makerere staff have the capacity to solve their problems. If these lose faith in Makerere, it will turn into a husk.
Learners will not want to go there. Therefore no money.
There is also reputational damage.
I heard that there is a structure that has the words inscribed “Donated by Mr. Museveni” or something similar.
Once everything associated with my Jaja is a failure then it is game over for him and any institution under his patronage. Jaja TOVA KU main.
No money from learners- we shunned Makerere. We got our degrees elsewhere.
No money from funders- in progress…
Eventually it will “fold”. Do not worry everything is coming out nicely.
It is time people learnt that “the right people make the right institutions not the other way around”.
Does anyone still consider the Ugandan Police Force a proper institution ?
Sometimes you have to let a diseased Matooke plant die…while letting the alternative build capacity. Makerere was know for it’s talent if the talent is no more then people will shun it. I did
Hiccup
Hiccup
Aaammmm knoti grunk hiccup!
This evidence still invites Ugandans and knowledge – seeking to resort admissions from oversees universities.
To accept this, I agree that the silence at MUK is too loud to all of us. One would think that the status quo is enshrined well, not it hasn’t. Promotion monsters took it all, no wonder the compromised product produced.
Just meet one Makerere student on School practice, you certainly agree to Yusuf’s article at all measures!
You have fallen into the patriotism/kololo/fdc/dp/upc trap.
1. Saddam Hussein used this to unite Iraqis who were planning to overthrow him against a foreign state that was attacking him ironically which would have overthrown him for them. I think it was Iran.
2. Growing up I could see people jogging in kololo airstrip while I walked to and from nakasero primary school.
I would have passed through, other school mates used to pass through, but I was scared of those two Graves.
These days stopping and looking there is a crime.
3. Joseph in the bible left his clothes with his boss’s wife to avoid getting “raped” by her.
4 Besigye and company left Fdc to avoid getting…
5 Lukwago and company left dp to avoid getting…
6 Paul Walubiri has not left upc and is…
Lukwago and company will return to dp once the mess is sorted. They really love their party but will not allow their reputations to be sullied by association.
What I am saying is these guys “capture” national items and use “patriotism” when it suits them to achieve their ends.
Let the competent professors leave and stop “guilting” them into staying.
Eventually people will know the truth, get angry and kick them out. The “capturers”. Let the rouble get to know about these “poisoned chalices” by themselves.( Everything they touch dies). Be a whistle blower not “Panadol”
Similarities
Saddam treated Iraq as his personal household but when Iran wanted his throat, he rallied the oppressed to fight for “their country”
Kolo Airstrip is for the personal use of someone but when he wants to “swear in as president” he opens it up to countrymen
Makerere university is headed by the appointments board but when funds and learners come to a trickle it pulls out the “national and oldest university card” but is it for Ugandans really ?
Do they really appoint the appointments board ?
Hiccup!
Have you ever tried “kaliga” ?
I woke up in a ditch.
Thank you Bwana Serunkuma. Can’t the U.S. tenure system be adopted in Ugandan universities? Tenured professors are protected from unfair dismissals and high-handedness of university leaders. Academic freedom truly exists under a tenure system. In most cases, a tenured professor keeps his/her job until he/she elects to retire. Some die on the job due to advanced age. The system has not stifled young blood from joining academia.
Retired professors that you have named and didn’t apply for post-retirement contracts are not complaining. To me, it means that they prepared for retirement well. Please allow them to enjoy their retirement peacefully and quietly, though in oblivion.
Money is not the only source of happiness. Some have tonnes of money, but live miserable and guilty lives because they sourced money immorally. “Rich” folks don’t even know how to use the money to live well. Honest people usually don’t have a lot of money, but enjoy quality lives with the little they have.
Of course, public education (not only at Makerere) is on a declining trajectory. Private actors have taken over. In a few years to come, Makerere won’t be recognized, even in Uganda. There are already more medicine, law, business etc folks graduating from private universities than from Makerere. Graduates from private universities will soon populate the public/civil service and will be managing public policy. Graduates from private universities will not have sentimental attachments to Makerere. Things will only get worse for Makerere in a few years to come.
“Village Drunkard”, please don’t denigrate Makerere. Give us the pride who went through the great gates of Makerere, especially when there was no alternative for university education in Uganda. Whether diminishing Makerere is a deliberate act, that I don’t know.
As my “great leader” whose known “heroic” act was to command an elite commando unit to “liberate” Ms. Mutagamba from a knife welding thug/terrorist told kabobi WHAT WILL YOU DO ?
You can talk talk talk, hiccup, talk but you are not the appointments committee…or minister…or president…or vice chancellor…do not be like the baganda generation of GAALI KUNSAALO.
Let us see the great brains of Makerere liberate their University.
Nze gwaagala ku ku laba ki keeke mukola .
Oba tebayiwamu amaazi eda.
Hiccup!
Forget your books. Take the advice of a drunkard on this one.
Hiccup !
“Private actors have taken over. In a few years to come, Makerere won’t be recognized, even in Uganda…” Which private actors have taken over as per the latest world ranking of universities? Are they about to displace Makerere? What criteria are used to rank universities? Note: Makerere is 13th in Africa in this ranking. How many of these so-called private actors are close to outstripping Makerere in its dominance in Africa? I know several private actors who graduate students who can hardly express themselves. I have read some of their theses laden with poor grammar, factual errors, and limited perspectives; yet, these are the so-called quality scholars we celebrate for the future… Take it, they are admitted not on merit but ability to pay tuition. I come in peace!
Tendo, I agree with you. Those who want quick degrees, Master’s and PhD, scramble to enroll at these mushrooming private universities to avoid rigorous scrutiny by internal and external examiners at Makerere. Before they are ready in two years, they pocket their PhD with no sweat. There some lecturers teach in vernacular.
That is where most economists are wondering how China has managed to develop so fast in the past 40 years. Makerere and some other Universities in South African and Nigeria used to be the major attractions of higher education on the continent of Africa. It is unfortunate that the so called liberators of Uganda have put this great place of learning on its knees. If the whole budget of State House is directed to this University for two years, this expenditure should be able to turn this place of learning to what it was before. Especially where AI has come forward to rejuvenate education for all humanity to enjoy!
State house budget to be given to Makerere…
YOU KEEP DREAMING. Ugandans you dream alot. Please go to church.
Remember that money that was contributed during the COVID-19 lockdown. Even a boda boda guy contributed 10k and Museveni laughed…
If that money has never seen the light of day after being publically contributed how can you expect state house to fore go “nsimbi” for Makerere when “most” in state house have questionable academic papers.
You want us to support academics who will later despise us. Twala Eri,
Jaja TOVA KU MAIN.
You saw Rwashande. “Your University” will remain in name only. Musaga(take your children elsewhere) stop being held at ransom mbu great gates-GAALI KUNSAALO.
Hiccup!
Accept loss and move on.
Hiccup
Saasila abasomelayo kati.
Hiccup
Makerere Univ. will soon suffer the same fate like government/public schools that used to feed her with some of Uganda’s finest brains. These schools include, but not limited to: (Counting from Northern to the West/South): Ombaci, Layibi, Lango College, Teso College Aloet, Ngora High School, Namubali High School, Tororo College (St. Peter’s), Busoga College Mwiri, Sir Samuel Baker, Nyakasura School, Kigezi College Butobere etc. Please add your school to this list. Most, if not all the afore-mentioned schools are shadows of their former selves.
I BLAME YOU “ELITES” for all the nonsense in this country.
A Senior 3 drop out becomes the minister of education (no offense “mama” but that “achievement” makes some of us who went the whole way appear foolish)
A person who failed math becomes a junior finance minister
A person who failed PLE twice becomes a general with the life of Ugandans in his hands AND YOU DO NOT EVEN SHUN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT HAPPEN ?
Parliament appointments committee members, crooked lecturers, people at National Council of Higher Education , etc
THEN YOU COME AND LAMENT, I thought upright institutions gave “institutionally indoctrinated” members of society status…you will not tell an illiterate tomato farmer about the status of Makerere or education in general- it is your **** , wipe your own ***.
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Munyiza. Hiding cluelessness behind English you cannot even convince other international universities to decline Makerere, current, awards in order to force change instead you lament…
Convince Harvard, Oxford, MIT, Cambridge, etc.
You have alumni associations and disgruntled lecturers with “smart” people make use of them.
Hiccup
You will then see grown people going to my “Jaja” for solutions…
JAJA TOVA KU MAIN
Look for the vote
Vote
Guard the vote
very interesting.
In other words Dr., Dr. Yusuf, who in his/her right state of mind can still deny that in 40 years and counting under the dictatorship of our 84-year-old Problem of Africa, Makerere University is becoming just as BOGUS as Mr. M7 himself, who told the www that the problem of Africa is leaders refusing to leave power; only to become one BIG and a FAT one. E.g. appointed his wife as a BOGUS Minister of Education who superintend over a PhD-holder in Education as her Deputy Minister!
Therefore, how else can a country become BOGUS?
Wachireba?
AI programs can be used to determine how and when Museveni will go.